The Christmas gift list per Santa's Elf..... ( All lists are
subject to additions and changes before December 24th )

Popeye - silk undies, a really cool custom made wet suit (not to be
worn at the same time), a new gun

Cliff - red and white stripe socks, freedom from ear squeeze, a room
with really big furniture so he doesn't feel like such a giant

Becca - an electric boyfriend, endless sunsets with a fun dive buddy

Dr Black - a truck load of seahorses, continued kind and helpful
posts, a bunch of new stuff to put into the pond to dive on

Wags - a gold capstan that comes with an unlimited number of willing
females , a lifetime PADI membership, the highest triathilon award,
another big lovable dog

Al Wells - mega cave dives, giant treasure and fossil finds, trips
to NY, no further calls from Mrs Clark

George Horn - an unlimited supply of pasta with clam and garlic sauce,
the biggest and badest dive shop in NYC, a picture of Dr Black
surrounded by thousands of seahorses

Miranda - a whole new set of gear without having to complete a wild
quickie at 60 ft, almost anything else that she wants because she
deserves it

Dave - endless flames of chilly, anti-HAL material, lifetime supply
of his favorite beer....be it Canadian or not

chilly - endless come-backs to Dave, all the inside tips on the
winning hockey teams to bet on, warmer diving

Lee Bell - some bad points because up til now, he's too polite,
informative and cute

Suds - a year without having to change a diaper, further continuation
of his humor

Icarus Dennis - the nerve to go ahead and write what he has in mind
because it probably would be good stuff

Bob Crownfield - unlimited supply of ascii art, beautiful scenery to
takes pics of, an inlet dive

Scott - lots of helium, good health for his son, an endless supply
of tequila

Mike Gray - a lifetime of fun Stroke dives, continued handsomeness

Jerome - tons of cert cards, easy to teach students, no children
that hit your nose with sticks

~~~~~To be continued. Any suggestions welcome since Santa needs all
the help he can get. ~~~~~~~