10 Ways to Recognize a PADI Scuba Diver

1. When you ask them how much weight they need, they answer, “Two big
ones.”

2. When you ask them if they prefer steel or aluminum, they answer
“OK”

3. Their dive bag contains a full set of never-used equipment—all
ScubaPro

4. When you ask them to set up their scuba unit, they look puzzled

5. You know they are finished when your hear (POP) the O-ring blow

6.“It’s called an octopus”

7. They want to know why you won’t be holding their hand throughout
the dive

8. They take 45 minutes to put on their wetsuit and another 45 min. to
descend

9. They swim in one direction only—UP

10. A full tank never lasts more than 10 minutes

Care to add to the list?

Carla Fairbanks


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