A while ago we had a well off topic discussion about gun control here.

I happened across a site that is a spoof American presidential
candidate thingy.

It's based on the character Duke from the Doonsbury cartoon.

It's hilarious (if that sort of humour appeals to you), and I just had
to share this gem.

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GUN CONTROL:

"I'm for mandatory gun ownership. It's a simple safety issue. We
require seat belts –– why don't we require sidearms? I believe every
American –– man, woman or child –– should be in a position to return
fire, you know, in their day-to-day life. If you know someone's armed,
it prevents a lot of misunderstandings, or at least they get resolved
quickly. A brief exchange, you're on your way to your next class. Or
whatever.'
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At the risk of being accused of spamming (sue me), the site is
www.duke2000.com.

JG



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