President Bush was being entertained by an
African leader. They'd spent the day
discussing what the country had received
from the Russians before the new government
kicked them out. The African leader said, "The
Russians built us a power plant, a highway, and
an airport. Plus we learned to drink vodka and play
Russian roulette."

The President frowned. "Russian roulette's
not a friendly nice game."

The African leader smiled. "That's why we
developed African roulette. If you want
to have good relations with our country,
you'll have to play. I'II show you how."

He pushed a buzzer, and a moment later six
magnificently built, nude women were ushered
in. "You can choose any one of those women to
give you oral sex," he said.

Bush muttered, "That doesn't seem much like
Russian roulette."

The African leader smiled. "Trust me, it is. One of