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Theme: Michael J. Blitch: Role Model
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Date: 21/06/00
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Author: mjblackmd@my-deja.com
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What a role model! He's my hero, my inspiration, he...
1) is 23 years old, with only 3 years of diving experience, yet claims to know more and do more than divers twice his age and ten times his experience. 2) dives trimix, even though he has no timix certification. He says, if you understand it, you don't need a C-card (hell who needs a C-card for anything?). 3) is a fine "southern gentleman" (his words, LOL). 4) hangs with the DIR crowd, the ones who like to write "stroke" on non-DIR cave divers' cars when they drive to Florida for cave diving. 5) floods his drysuit (actually a friend's suit) and doesn't realize the loose neckseal until 100 feet. Experienced, huh? 6) says he would use Argon for suit insulation, if he ever dived "up north." Maybe he should try travelling to some warm water places first, something besides his whopping three trips to date (all to Mexico). Experienced traveller, huh? 7) gets bored, sitting in front of his computer all day, and probes all the posters he disagrees with, checking their place of work, home, tax assessment on their house, etc. Entertainment for a pervert. 8) makes himself, and all his DIR loudmouthed cronies, look like a sad case of "the mouse that roared." But we already knew that. 9) takes portholes, china, and other artifacts from wrecks to add to his collection. Tip: Please come "up north" to the Great Lakes and do that, so I can personally visit you in jail. Have a nice day, Blitch. Michael J. Black (damn I hate having your initials) Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ |
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