OK, its your turn! You have a thread with your name on it! This is going to
be fun!

> Scotty is the most hilarious of them. Here is a guy who is really a little
nobody

This is *really* funny coming from a punk who is too scared of all us big
meanies to use his own name!

> who lives
> vicariously in the shadow of others.

This is funny too, if it wasn't so pathetic. See, the whole thing wasn't
about me, it was about seeing a man who gave *so* much to diving get a
little recognition. The fact that I work for him disturbs you so greatly,
that you have to attack me and my relationship with him, because you have a
little dick. And because you are learning that your precious AOWSI shingle
makes you nothing more than another loud mouthed, know it all instroketor,
who's ideas about SCUBA training belong in a garbage can. You are the kind
of instroketor we hate to see with a class.

> he's never taken a Gooey course or cave
> dove but he worships GI, WKRP (sic) , and this dive shop owner who was in
> the navy Experimental Diving Unit.

Worship being another stretch and use of hyperbole to make a point about
your lack of balls.

GI, WKPP and such are doing dives no one else on earth is doing. So, I
should take advice or read *your* webpage? What have *you* given to SCUBA
diving, except another loudmouthed punk?

Ron is one of the nicest men on earth, and worthy of respect and adoration.

You are a bigot, liar, coward and punk. See the contrast?

> Hell I've met some pretty famous folks
> too.. In fact I ahve met Red Adair, Joe Bowden, Boots Hansen, AND Neal
Adams...

And I am *sure* they remember you. That snotty little asshole with an
alligator mouth and canary ass.
Kinds like that mosquito you can hear, but cant see.

> However, that doesnt make me an oil well firefighter any more than it
makes Scotty
> more than a retail clerk and tank monkey at a local shop.

Actually, that's not true. Ron keeps me around because I can flip over a
quarter in the bottom of a coke bottle with my tongue. It wows the babes.

And, if memory serves, didn't you claim to shut in a blow out at 200 fsw
when you were working as a SAT diver? (I worked the platforms in Cook Inlet
back when you were still playing sailor)

> Thanks for your words of support though. I do appreciate knowing that my
> job as the antidote to the DIR propoganda is working.

Gawd, if you think you are doing anything *but* supporting DIR, you are
dumber than I thought!
*First* thing you need to do, is learn how to spell and communicate in the
English language.

You are an exact power of example in *favor* of the ideology of DIR. The
magnitude of your bigotry, idiocy and cowardice only supports DIR firmly.

I have taken you out of my killfile, and look forward to beating you like a
piece of cheapo meat every time you open your mouth.

I am going to make you my winter project.

Scott