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Theme: The Court
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Date: 30/08/00
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Author: Scott
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I submit, for correction and adulteration, the Rolls of Our Kingdom and its
Enlisted minions: His Royal Highness, Lord of Rudeness, Earl of Heinous, Duke of Flame, Jammer Her Royal Highness, Queen of all that is Good and Right, Barbara of One True Sir Daniel Of Bracuk Sir Jerome of O'Neil (we need a leprechaun) Sir Clifford of Bresheers, keeper of the Limericks Sir David of Alberta Sir Steven of Competence, Earl Glawakus Sir Nils of Sweden , Earl and Subjugator of Free Ascent Sir Lisa Sir Kristyna of Helen Sir Chilly Sir Iain of Kilt Officers: Major General Larry Harris Taylor Brigadier General Michael H. Kane Colonel Daniel of Volker Major Richard of Lesperance In the enlisted ranks we find: Regimental Sergeant Major Scott of Tequila (NCOIC of partying) Regimental Master Sergeant, Hugh of Hunzinger (NCOIC of weapons procurement and testing) Platoon Gunnery Sergeant Douglas of Frederick (also NCOIC MP team, and bounce squad) Gunnery Sergeant Robert of Crownfield (NCOIC of SCU, Spam Control Unit) Sergeant Miranda of Aldritt (NCOIC of Motivational Unit) Staff Sergeant David of Dinky (bounce squad, MP, grunt) Gunnery Sergeant Michael of Blitch (also NCOIC communications security) Platoon Corpsman First Sergeant Randal Of Milak Staff Sergeant Michael of Gault Staff Sergeant Lee of Bell Staff Sergeant Einar of Hagen Sergeant Rod of Childs Corporal Moyo Court Jester is Mike Gray Court Fooles, and village idiots are Nydivecon, and the dome everyone loves to hate, MJBMD. The Rolls are now open for discussion, comment and adulteration. Seeing how I am an uneducated and shingle-less Yank, completely unfamiliar with royalty and officers, all may feel free to propose adjustments to their titles. SMS -- "If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it." - Albert Einstein |
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